Spouse Honey can u please assist me clear the backyard? Husband – I seem like a gardener?
Spouse-Sorry Honey, OK then repair de rest room door. Husband – Do I seem like a carpenter?… Then the husband walks out.
After coming from the place he went, he discovered the backyard clear and the door fastened.
Husband: I knew my spouse u can do that all by your self
Spouse: It’s Not Me
Husband: Who then? Spouse: John Our neighbour,
Husband: How a lot did u paid him? Spouse: No cash, he simply gave 2 choices, bread or s*x
Husband: Hope u gave him bread
Spouse Do I seem like a baker? No..
