A poor peasant is travelling the woody trails of
Sherwood, when a hooded man walks as much as
him.
Robin Hood: “HALT!”
“I’m Robin Hood, I take from the wealthy to offer to the poor, now give me all of your cash!”
Peasant: “I’ve nothing, I’ve been hungry for years you see”
Robin Hood: “Very properly then poor man, take this!”
Robin Hood offers the poor man a sack, stuffed to the brim with gold cash. He then fades away
into the forest.
The peasant stares in disbelief, exclaiming: “I can’t consider it, I’m Wealthy!”
“HALT!”
