He Didn’t Wish to Lose $500… So He Practiced First
A Texan walks right into a pub in Eire and clears his voice to the gang of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of arduous drinkers. I’ll give $500 American {dollars} to anyone in right here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.”
The room is quiet and nobody takes up the Texan’s supply. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the identical gentleman who left reveals again up and faucets the Texan on the shoulder. “Is your guess nonetheless good?”, asks the Irishman.
The Texan says sure and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Instantly the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses consuming all of them back-to-back. The opposite pub patrons cheer because the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan provides the Irishman the $500 and says, “If ya don’t thoughts me askin’, the place did you go for that half-hour you had been gone?”
The Irishman replies, “Oh…I needed to go to the pub down the road to see if I may do it first”.
