A person taking part in on a brand new golf course received confused as to what gap he was on.
He noticed a girl taking part in forward of him, so he walked as much as her and requested if she knew what gap he was taking part in.
She replied, “I’m on the seventh gap and also you’re a gap behind me, so that you have to be on the sixth gap.”
He thanked her and went again to his golf.
On the again 9, the identical factor occurred and he approached the woman, once more with the identical request.
She stated, “I’m on the 14th, you’re a gap behind me, so that you have to be on the thirteenth.”
As soon as once more, he thanked her.
He completed his spherical, went into the membership home and noticed the woman sitting on the finish of the bar.
He went as much as her and stated, “Let me purchase you a drink to point out my appreciation on your assist.”
He began a dialog and requested her what sort of work she did.
She stated she was in gross sales and he stated he was in gross sales additionally.
He requested what she bought.
She replied, “If I advised you, you’ll solely giggle.”
“No, I wouldn’t.” he stated.
She stated, “I promote tampons.”
With that he fell on the ground laughing so laborious.
She stated, “See, I knew you’ll giggle.”
“That’s not what I’m laughing at!” he replied. “I’m a rest room paper salesman, so I’m STILL one gap behind you!”
