James had smelly ft. They stank.
In actual fact, they have been so smelly and he was so embarrassed about them that he felt he would by no means
be capable to marry.
Mary had a continual case of halitosis. Her breath ponged.
She was so self-conscious about it that she at all times held a handkerchief in entrance of her mouth.
Sooner or later, James and Mary met.
They started a courtship that progressed with out both of them figuring out concerning the different’s
downside.
James by no means took his footwear off; Mary by no means took her handkerchief away from her mouth.
They married.
On their marriage ceremony night time, James was within the rest room.
He had taken with him all method of issues to quell his smelly ft, and after scrubbing and
deodorizing, it was Mary’s flip to make use of the toilet.
She was equally nervous and had introduced together with her an array of mouth fresheners and mints to
sweeten her breath.
Mary was within the rest room when James remembered — to his horror — that he’d left his smelly
socks in there.
There appeared to be nothing left to do however confess to his smelly ft.
Mary was considering the identical factor.
“I need to inform him about my situation now,” she thought.
She opened the toilet door and there stood James.
“I’ve one thing I need to inform you,” she blurted.
“I do know,” mentioned James, getting a whiff of her breath that just about made him move out,…
“You’ve eaten my socks.”
