Flawed Gathering. Proper Enterprise Alternative
A small rural city is holding a f*n*ral. A crowd of males gathers, all wearing black, standing solemnly round a c*ff*n.
A priest leans towards the grieving son-in-law.
Priest: “Your mother-in-law should have been deeply liked… so many individuals got here to pay respects.”
The son-in-law slowly shakes his head.
Son-in-law: “Yeah… that’s not why they’re right here.”
The priest frowns.
Priest: “What do you imply?”
The son-in-law gestures towards the again of the group.
All the lads are whispering, not trying on the c*ff*n… however gazing one thing else.
A donkey tied close to the barn.
The priest blinks.
Priest: “Then why are they right here?”
The son-in-law sighs.
A beat.
💀 FINAL PUNCHLINE
“They’re not right here for the f*n*ral… they’re right here to purchase the donkey that began it.”
