A 5-year-old will get yelled at.


A 5-year-old will get yelled at.

Instantaneous meltdown.

He storms into his room.

Begins packing his “necessities”:

stuffed canine
toy gun
random treasures

Shoves every little thing into an enormous bag.

He walks to the entrance door.

Stands there.

Arms crossed.

Ready.

Mother appears up:

“What are you doing?”

Child: “I’m operating away!”

Mother shrugs:

“Okay. Bye. Good luck.”

…Silence.

The child simply stands there.

Doesn’t transfer.

Then turns again, irritated:

“So… you’re not gonna drive me or what??”