Good Eyesight… Zero Reminiscence
“How was your golf sport as we speak, expensive?” asks Jack’s spouse. Jack says, “I’m gonna must give up the sport. I used to be hitting fairly properly, however my eyesight’s so unhealthy I couldn’t see the place the ball went. I misplaced a dozen balls!”
“Properly,” says his spouse, “why don’t you’re taking my brother Harold subsequent time?”
“However he’s eighty-five and doesn’t even play golf,” says Jack.
“However Harold has excellent eyesight. He might watch your ball, and he’d get pleasure from using within the cart.”
So the subsequent day Jack tees off with Harold wanting on. Jack swings, and the ball disappears down the center of the green. “Do you see it?” asks Jack.
“Yup,” says Harold.
“Properly, the place is it?” asks Jack.
And Harold says, “I forgot.”