Mozart’s Remaining Efficiency… Performed Backwards
When Mozart p*ss*d *w*y, he was b*ried in a ch*rchy*rd. A pair
days later, the city drunk was strolling by the c*m*tery and heard
some unusual noises coming from the world the place Mozart was b*ried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and acquired the priest to return and take heed to it.
The priest bent near the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the gr*ve. Frightened, the priest ran and acquired the city Justice of the Peace.
When the Justice of the Peace arrived, he bent his ear to the gr*ve,
listened for a second, and mentioned, “Ah, sure, that’s Mozart’s Ninth Symphony,
being performed backwards.”
He listened some time longer, and mentioned, “There’s the Eighth Symphony,
And it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.”
So the Justice of the Peace stored listening; “There’s the Seventh… the
Sixth…the Fifth…” Immediately the belief of what was occurring dawned
on the Justice of the Peace; he stood up and introduced to the gang that had gathered within the
c*m*tery. “My fellow residents, there’s nothing to fret about. It’s simply Mozart d*comp*sing.”
