A woman, about eight months pregnant, obtained on a bus and observed the person throughout from her smiling. Feeling a bit of awkward, she moved to a different seat. However the man’s smile become a smile, so she moved once more.
The person appeared extra amused with every transfer. By the fourth time she shifted, he burst out laughing.
Feeling uncomfortable, she complained to the bus driver, and the person was arrested!
In court docket, the choose requested the person to clarify himself.
He stated, “Nicely, Your Honor, when she first obtained on the bus, I observed her situation. She sat beneath an indication that stated, ‘The Double Mint Twins are coming’—and I grinned. Then she moved and sat beneath an indication that stated, ‘Slogan’s Liniment will scale back the swelling’—and I smiled.
However when she sat beneath an indication that stated, ‘William’s Massive Stick Did the Trick,’ I may hardly include myself. And, Your Honor, when she moved to a seat beneath an indication that stated, ‘Goodyear Rubber may have prevented this Accident’—I simply misplaced it!”
