A person walked into work on Monday with two black eyes.
His boss requested what occurred.
The person stated, “I used to be sitting behind a giant girl at church.
After we stood as much as sing hymns, I observed that her gown was caught in her crack,
so I pulled it out.
She rotated and punched me sq. within the eye.”
“The place did you get the opposite shiner?” the boss requested.
“Properly,” the person stated, “I figured she didn’t need it out,
so I pushed it again in.”
