“Blondes Are Not Silly” Conference
The chief says, “We’re all right here in the present day to show to the world that blondes will not be silly. Can I’ve a volunteer?”
A blonde fastidiously works her method via the group and steps as much as the stage. The chief asks her, “What’s 15 plus 15?” After 15 or 20 seconds she says,
“Eighteen!” Clearly, everyone seems to be slightly upset.
Then 80,000 blondes begin cheering, “Give her one other likelihood! Give her one other likelihood!”
The chief says, “Nicely since we’ve gone to the difficulty of getting 80,000 of you in a single place and we now have the worldwide press and world broadcast media right here, uh, I suppose we may give her one other likelihood.”So he asks,
“What’s 5 plus 5?” After practically 30 seconds she ultimately says, “Ninety?” The chief is kind of perplexed, appears down,
and simply lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone seems to be disheartened – the blonde begins crying and the 80,000 ladies start to yell and wave their palms shouting,
“GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!”
