THE NEAR MISS
One night, after the honeymoon, Bob was engaged on his Harley bike within the storage.
His new spouse was standing there by the bench watching him.
After an extended interval of silence she lastly mentioned, “Honey, I’ve simply been pondering, now that we’re married, possibly it’s time you give up spending a lot of your day out right here in your storage.
You most likely ought to think about promoting your Harley and all that welding tools; they take up a lot of your time.
And that g*n assortment and fishing gear, they simply take up a lot house. And you already know the boat is such an ongoing expense; and also you hardly use it.
I additionally suppose you need to lose all these silly mannequin airplanes and your house brewing tools…
“And what’s using that classic scorching rod sports activities automotive”
Bob bought a horrified look on his face.
She seen and mentioned,
“Darling, what’s unsuitable?”
He replied, “You had been beginning to sound like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!?” she shouted,
“YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”
Bob replied, “I HAVEN’T BEEN
