A lawyer is attempting to name his shoppers.


A lawyer is attempting to name his shoppers.

The cellphone rings and somewhat boy, in a whisper, says, ” Good day”

Lawyer: “Is your mommy there?”

Boy: (whispers) “Sure.”

Lawyer: “Can I converse to her?”

Boy: (whispers) “She’s very busy.”

Lawyer: “Is your daddy there?”

Boy: (whispers) “Sure.”

Lawyer: “Can I converse to him?”

Boy: (whispers) “No, He’s very busy.”

Lawyer: “Is there anybody else there?”

Boy: (whispers) “Sure, the fireplace division.”

Lawyer: “Can I speak to considered one of them?”

Boy: (whispers) “No, They’re busy too.”

Lawyer: “Is there anyone ELSE there?”

Boy: (whispers) “The police division.”

Lawyer: “Nicely, can I speak to considered one of them?”

Boy: (whispers) “No, They’re busy too.”

Lawyer: “Let me get this straight, your mom, father, the fireplace division and the police division are all in your own home, and they’re all busy. What are they doing?”

Boy: (whispers) “They’re all in search of me.”