A nun was instructing Sunday faculty one morning when she requested her class, “If you die and go to Heaven, which a part of your physique goes first?”
Little Suzy eagerly raised her hand. “I feel it’s your arms!”
The nun smiled. “And why do you assume that, Suzy?”
Suzy replied, “As a result of whenever you pray, you maintain your arms collectively, and God takes them first.”
“What a ravishing reply!” the nun stated, nodding approvingly.
Then, after all, Little Johnny raised his hand. “Sister, I feel it’s your legs.”
The nun frowned. “Now, Johnny, why would you assume that?”
Johnny shrugged and stated, “Properly, I walked previous Mommy and Daddy’s room final evening, and Mommy had her legs straight up within the air yelling, ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’ If Dad hadn’t been holding her down, we’d have misplaced her for certain!”
