A person sat on a towel on a seaside. He had no arms or legs.
3 Girls walked previous & felt sorry for him. 1 stated “U ever had a hug?” He stated “No” so she hugged him & walked on.
2nd stated, “U ever had a kiss?”
He stated “No” so she kissed him & walked on.
third stated, “U have ever been fu**ed?” He stated “No” as his eyes lit up…
… she stated, “U will likely be when the tide is available in.”