An outdated fisherman is strolling on a seaside carrying a couple of fish in a bucket. A recreation warden walks up and asks to see his fishing license.
“I don’t have a fishing license,” says the person.
“You realize it’s unlawful to fish with no license, proper?” asks the warden.
“I wasn’t fishing, officer. These fish are my pets.”
“Your pets?”
“Sure, officer. They like a bit train, so when the climate’s nice, I take them to the water and allow them to swim round. As soon as they’re achieved, I give them a whistle they usually bounce again into my bucket and we head house.”
The officer isn’t shopping for a phrase of it, so the outdated man says, “Don’t imagine me? Simply watch!” and he throws the fish into the ocean.
The warden waits for a minute then says, “Alright, now whistle to your fish and make them bounce out of the water.”
The fisherman turns to the officer and says,
“What fish?”
