A blind man likes to journey and expertise new issues, so in the future, he decides to go to Texas.
When he checks into his resort, he feels the mattress and says, “Wow, this mattress is HUGE!”
The bellhop grins and replies, “EVERYTHING is larger in Texas!”
Later, the person heads all the way down to the bar, finds a large barstool, and orders a beer.
The bartender palms him a mug, and the person exclaims, “Whoa! This drink is huge!”
The bartender chuckles. “EVERYTHING is huge in Texas!”
After just a few drinks, the blind man asks the place the restroom is. The bartender tells him, “Second door to the best.”
Feeling his manner down the corridor, he unintentionally opens the third door as a substitute… and falls straight into the resort’s swimming pool!
Panicked, he flails round, gasping for air, and yells on the prime of his lungs:
💦 “DON’T FLUSH!! DON’T FLUSH!!!” 💦
