In Nigeria, the 99-year-old Mom Superior lay quietly.
She was d*ing.
The Nuns had gathered round her mattress, laying garlands round her and attempting to make her final journey snug.
They wished to present her heat milk to drink however she declined. One of many nuns took the glass again to the kitchen.
Then, remembering a bottle of Whiskey that had been obtained as a present the earlier Christmas, she opened it and poured a beneficiant quantity into the nice and cozy milk.
Again at Mom Superior’s mattress, they lifted her head gently and held the glass to her lips. The very frail Nun drank a little bit, then a
little extra and earlier than they knew it, she had completed the entire
glass all the way down to the final drop.
As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it might be alternative to have one final speak with their non secular chief.
“Mom,” the nuns requested earnestly, “Please give us a few of your knowledge earlier than you allow us”. She raised herself up very slowly within the mattress on one elbow, checked out them and mentioned:
“DON’T SELL THAT COW.”
