A blonde is strolling down the road along with her shirt open, exposing one in all her breasts.
A close-by policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you conscious that I might cite you for indecent publicity?”
“Why, officer?” asks the blonde.
“As a result of your shirt is open and your breast is uncovered.”
“Oh my goodness,” exclaims the blonde, “I left my child on the bus!”
