Little Billy got here dwelling from college to see the household’s pet rooster lifeless within the entrance yard.
Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its again with its legs within the air.
When his Dad got here dwelling Billy stated,
“Dad our roosters are lifeless and his legs are sticking within the air. Why are his legs sticking within the air?”
His father considering shortly stated,
“Son, that’s so God can attain down from the clouds and raise the rooster straight as much as heaven.”
“Gee Dad that’s nice,” stated little Billy.
A number of days later, when Dad got here dwelling from work, Billy rushed out to fulfill him yelling,
“Dad, Dad we virtually misplaced Mother at present!”
“What do you imply?” stated Dad.
“Nicely Dad, I bought dwelling from college early at present and went as much as your bed room and there was Mother flat on her again along with her legs within the air screaming, “Jesus I’m coming, I’m coming” If it hadn’t been for Uncle George holding her down we’d have misplaced her for certain!”
