BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Expensive Spouse,
I’m writing you this letter to inform you that I’m leaving you without end. I’ve been a superb man to you for 7 years & I’ve nothing to indicate for it. These final 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss referred to as to inform me that you simply stop your job in the present day & that was the final straw. Final week, you got here house & didn’t even discover I had a brand new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a model new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching your entire soaps. You don’t inform me you’re keen on me any extra; you don’t need intercourse or something that connects us as husband & spouse. Both you’re dishonest on me otherwise you don’t love me any extra; regardless of the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husban
P.S. don’t attempt to discover me. Your SISTER & I are shifting away to West Virginia collectively! Have a fantastic life!
Expensive Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day greater than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I’ve been married for 7 years, though a superb man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps a lot as a result of they drown out your fixed whining & griping Too unhealthy that doesn’t work. I DID discover whenever you bought a haircut final week, however the 1st factor that got here to thoughts was ‘You look similar to a woman!’ Since my mom raised me to not say something in the event you can’t say one thing good, I didn’t remark. And whenever you cooked my favorite meal, you should have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, as a result of I ended consuming pork 7 years in the past.
About these new silk boxers: I turned away from you as a result of the $49.99 price ticket was nonetheless on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had simply borrowed $50 from me that morning. In any case of this, I nonetheless cherished you & felt we might work it out. So after I hit the lotto for 10 million {dollars}, I stop my job & purchased us 2 tickets to Jamaica However after I bought house you had been gone.. All the pieces occurs for a purpose, I assume. I hope you may have the fulfilling life you at all times wished. My lawyer stated that the letter you wrote ensures you received’t get a dime from me. So take care.
