A man goes into the identical diner each single morning.
Day by day, he grabs the menu, research it like he’s making a life-changing choice…
then orders the very same factor.
“Ham and eggs.”
Monday? Ham and eggs.
Tuesday? Ham and eggs.
Christmas Eve? Ham and eggs.
After three straight months of this, the waitress decides she’s gonna mess with him.
So earlier than opening, she takes a pen and scratches “Ham and Eggs” proper off the menu.
The man walks in, sits down, adjusts his glasses, and picks up the menu.
A minute later the waitress walks over with a smug little grin.
“Effectively?” she asks. “Discover something?”
The person squints on the menu.
She says, “You recognize that factor you want a lot? I scratched it.”
The man appears to be like up at her and says:
“Then go wash your palms and produce me some ham and eggs.” 😄
