The Priest’s Parrots Forgot Their Prayers Immediately…
A girl approaches a priest and shyly tells him, “Father, I’ve an issue. I’ve these two speaking feminine parrots however, they solely know methods to say one factor… they maintain saying ‘Hello, we’re sizzling… do you need to *f**ok us*?’”
“That’s horrible!” says the priest. “However, I’ve an answer to your drawback. Carry your two parrots over to my home tomorrow. I’ll put them with my two male speaking parrots… to whom I’ve taught to hope and skim the bible. My parrots will then train your parrots to cease saying that horrible filth, and your feminine parrots will be taught to hope and worship the nice Lord.”
So the following day, the girl brings her two feminine parrots to the priest’s home.
The priest’s two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying of their cage.
The girl places her feminine speaking parrots in with the male speaking Parrots, and the feminine parrots say, “Hello, we’re sizzling. Do you need to f**ok us?”
One male parrot appears over on the different male parrot and screams, “put the bible away you fool, our prayers have been answered!”
