A Man Is Shocked To See A Parrot Seated Subsequent To Him.
On reaching his airplane seat,
A person is shocked to see a parrot seated subsequent to him.
He asks the stewardess for a espresso, then the parrot squawks
“And get me a whisky, you cow!”
The stewardess, flustered, brings again a whisky for the parrot however forgets the person’s espresso.
When the person factors it out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls
“And get me one other whisky, you id!to.”
Upset, the stewardess comes again with one other whisky – however nonetheless no espresso.
By now in determined want for his espresso, the person tries the parrot’s fashion,
“I’ve requested you twice for a espresso, go get it now, you m0ron.”
Earlier than they understand it, two burly flight stewards storm down the aisle, seize the parrot and the person, yank them out of their seats, and throw them out of the emergency exit.
Plunging downwards the parrot turns to the person and says
“For somebody who can’t fly, you certain complain an excessive amount of!”
