A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy stroll right into a bar.
All three sit on the bar and start consuming closely, clearly distressed.
The bartender asks them what their troubles are.
The Cowboy takes a shot, then says
“My horse bought free, bumped into site visitors, and bought hit by a semi-truck carrying gasoline. Trigger an entire large explosion and blew my poor horse to bits.”
The spider nods sympathetically.
“I simply misplaced my husband in that very same fireplace.
The motive force discovered him, freaked out, and crashed making an attempt to squash my expensive hubby.”
The bartender is in shock, however lastly asks the dinosaur his story.
The dinosaur sniffed, took a sip from his straw, and mentioned
“My complete household was on that truck”
