After coming into the Pub, an aged driver instantly positioned his order.
“I would like three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of operating boards.”, he mentioned.
Not wanting to seem silly, the model new waitress went to the kitchen and mentioned to the prepare dinner
“This man on the market simply ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of operating boards. What does he assume this place is, Freeway truck elements or one thing?”
‘No,’ the prepare dinner mentioned.
‘Three flat tires… Imply three pancakes; a pair of headlights… Is 2 eggs sunny facet up; and a pair of operating boards… Are2 slices of crisp bacon!
‘Oh… OK!’ mentioned the girl. After she thought of it for a second, she spooned up a bowl of baked beans and gave it to the client.
‘What are the beans for, Love?’, the truckie requested.
She replied,
‘I believed whilst you had been ready for the flat tires, headlights and operating boards, you would possibly s nicely gasoline up!
