Three nuns handed away, arrived on the Pearly Gates, and have been greeted by Saint Peter. To reward their lifetime of strict chastity, he provided them every one want to return to Earth for a single weekend of untamed, unbridled ardour.
The primary nun blushed. “The vow of chastity was extremely powerful on me. I wish to return within the physique of Angelina Jolie!” POOF—she vanished.
The second nun eagerly agreed. “Me too, however make me appear to be Jennifer Lawrence!” POOF—she was gone.
The third nun, a candy outdated Italian sister, smiled expectantly. “I additionally wish to return, however I need the face and physique of Alice Gan Pipalini!”
Saint Peter scratched his head, fully puzzled. “Who? I’ve by no means heard of her. Is she a well-known Hollywood actress?”
“Oh, sure! Essentially the most well-known starlet of all of them!” the nun squealed with pleasure. She reached into her behavior and pulled out an outdated, yellowed newspaper clipping she had been hiding for years. “Have a look at this headline!”
Saint Peter took the paper, unfolded it, and browse the textual content aloud:
“Alaskan Pipeline laid by 500 males in a single week.”
