A nun stood outdoors a tavern, scolding patrons as they entered concerning the evils of alcohol…
One gent stops to debate the matter:
“See right here, Sister- it’s actually not honest so that you can stand there and scold individuals on a topic on which you your self haven’t any expertise. I mean- have you ever ever even tried alcohol? Even as soon as?”
“Most definitely not!” the nun says, blushing.
“Nicely listen- wouldn’t it make somewhat sense in case you not less than tried some earlier than you knocked it?”
The nun thinks about it, then says- “Maybe you’re proper.”
“Okay! Now we’re speaking! What would you wish to strive?”
“I’ve heard one thing a few… Fuzzy Navel with a twist of lemon.”
“Comin’ proper up, Sister!”
The man walks in and orders a Fuzzy Navel with a twist of lemon. The bartender goes- “A Fuzzy Navel with a twist of le— IS THAT NUN OUT THERE AGAIN?!?”
