One Romantic Date… One Sudden Ending!
A woman and a boy meet on the discotheque and after a few dances it’s apparent that they’re actually attracted to one another.
The boy asks the lady house and she or he accepts.
As soon as at house, nature being nature and the attraction being robust, after some kissing and petting, the boy makes some forceful advances.
The lady tells him “John I actually discover you bodily engaging and even I wish to do that, however we should wait”
John says “Mary you have no idea how lovely you might be, I’ve some c0nd0ms in my pocket, and I can not wait anymore”
Mary replies “In our household we’re deeply non secular and I’ve to inform you that kissing and petting is all high quality, however for me there might be no s*x earlier than marriage”
John breaks away from the embrace, sits up on the mattress, pulls out a bit of paper and begins writing on it.
“What are you writing” asks Mary; “My cellphone quantity” says John.
“And what pushed you into all of the sudden writing your quantity” asks Mary.
“Right here” says John, “name me if you end up married”.
