The Improper Facet of the Mattress


Sister Mary Margaret wakened, noticed the intense morning solar, and immediately panicked—she was terribly late for morning prayers.

Scrambling into her behavior at the hours of darkness, she bolted out of her room and sprinted down the convent hallway.

As she hurried previous Sister Agnes, the older nun grinned mischievously. “Properly, effectively, appears like somebody obtained up on the incorrect facet of the mattress right now!” Sister Mary Margaret rolled her eyes and stored operating.

A second later, Sister Martha noticed her and chuckled, “My goodness, somebody positively obtained up on the incorrect facet of the mattress!” Now completely irritated, the breathless nun picked up her tempo.

Simply outdoors the prayer room, she crossed paths with Sister Elizabeth. Exhausted and livid, Mary Margaret raised a warning finger and snapped, “Don’t you dare say it! In case you inform me I obtained up on the incorrect facet of the mattress, I swear I’ll slap you!”

Sister Elizabeth smiled sweetly, shook her head, and replied:

“Oh, I wasn’t going to say that in any respect, pricey sister… I used to be simply questioning why you’re sporting the bishop’s slippers.”