One night, a husband thought he was being hilarious and stated to his spouse, “Possibly we must always begin washing your garments in SlimFast. It would take just a few inches off your butt!”
His spouse, April, didn’t chuckle. In actual fact, she determined his remark deserved a correct reward.
The subsequent morning, the husband pulled a pair of underwear out of his drawer. As he shook them out, a small cloud of powder erupted into the air.
“April!” he yelled into the lavatory. “Why the hell did you place talcum powder in my underwear?”
April smirked and known as again, “That’s not talcum powder… it’s Miracle-Gro.”
