A breathless, determined man rushed into the native police station, virtually slamming his arms down on the entrance desk.
“Officer! I would like to talk to the person you arrested final evening,” he demanded. “The burglar who broke into my home.”
The desk sergeant seemed up from his paperwork, sighing closely. “Look, sir, I perceive you’re upset concerning the break-in, however all the pieces has to undergo the right authorized channels. You’ll get your probability to face him in court docket.”
“No, no, no! You don’t perceive!” the person pleaded, waving his arms frantically. “I don’t care concerning the stolen tv or the court docket date!”
The sergeant raised an eyebrow, utterly confused. “Then why on earth are you so determined to speak to a typical prison?”
The person leaned in shut and whispered, “I simply want him to inform me how he managed to sneak into my home, stroll previous the bed room, and open the again door with out waking up my spouse. I’ve been attempting to determine how to try this for twenty years!”
