A married couple and the husband’s notoriously troublesome mother-in-law went on a trip of a lifetime to Jerusalem. Sadly, halfway by means of the tour of the historic metropolis, the mother-in-law all of a sudden handed away.
The native undertaker defined the post-life logistics to the husband. “To ship her physique again residence to the USA for a correct burial will value you $5,000. Nevertheless, you possibly can select to bury her proper right here on this sacred, stunning Holy Land for a mere $150.”
The son-in-law considered it for a quick second, pulled out his checkbook, and mentioned, “Ship her residence.”
The undertaker was completely shocked. “Sir, I’ve to ask… why on earth would you spend $5,000 to ship her again when you could possibly lay her to relaxation on this historic, blessed soil for simply $150?”
The husband leaned in shut and whispered,
“Look, about two thousand years in the past, a man was buried right here, and three days later, he rose from the lifeless. I simply can’t take that danger.”
