The day after her husband disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage lady answered her door to search out two grim-faced Alaska
State Troopers.
“We’re sorry Mrs. Wilkens, however we’ve some details about your husband,” mentioned one trooper…
“Inform me! Did you discover him?” Mrs. Wilkens requested.
The troopers checked out one another.
One mentioned, “Now we have some unhealthy information, some excellent news, and a few actually nice information. Which do you need to hear first?”
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mrs. Wilkens mentioned, “Give me the unhealthy information first.”
The trooper mentioned, “I’m sorry to inform you, Ma’am, however this morning we discovered your husband’s physique in Kachemak Bay.”
“Oh my God!” announceMrs. Wilkens. Swallowing laborious, she requested, “What’s the excellent news?”
The trooper continued, “Once we pulled him up, he had 8 twenty-five pound king crabs and 4 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to
him and we really feel you might be entitled to a share within the catch.”
Shocked, Mrs. Wilkens demanded, “If that’s the excellent news, what’s the nice information?”
The trooper mentioned,
“We’re going to tug him up once more tomorrow.”
