A person was sitting alone in a quiet airport lounge when a beautiful younger girl in a crisp, elegant uniform walked in and sat on the desk proper subsequent to him.
Figuring she should be an off-duty flight attendant, he determined to impress her by guessing her airline utilizing their well-known slogans.
He leaned over, gave her a clean smile, and whispered the British Airways motto: “To fly, to serve?”
The lady checked out him blankly, saying nothing.
Undeterred, he sat again, thought for a second, and leaned in once more to strive the Air France slogan: “Profitable the hearts of the world?”
Once more, she simply stared at him, trying barely irritated and utterly puzzled.
Decided to crack the code, he took a deep breath and tried the Malaysian Airways motto: “Going past expectations?”
The lady glared at him, totally fed up, and snapped, “What the fuck would you like?”
The person’s face lit up with prompt recognition.
“Ah! United Airways!”
