An outdated man and his spouse had been married for many years, however their relationship was removed from peaceable.
Each single time they received into an argument, the husband would dramatically shake his fist and yell, “Mark my phrases! After I die, I’m going to dig my manner straight out of my grave and hang-out you for the remainder of your depressing life!”
Finally, the outdated man handed away from pure causes.
On the wake, a involved next-door neighbor leaned over to the widow and whispered, “Aren’t you completely terrified that he’ll truly preserve his promise, claw his manner out of the earth, and hang-out you?”
The widow smiled serenely, took a sip of her tea, and shook her head.
“Let him dig,” she replied calmly. “I had the undertaker bury him the wrong way up… and I do know for a reality he’s too cussed to cease and ask for instructions.”
