A pirate walked right into a bar.
The bartender stated, “You look horrible! What occurred?”
The pirate shrugged. “I’m nice.”
“What in regards to the picket leg?”
“Misplaced it to a cannonball in battle.”
“And the hook?”
“Sword combat. Misplaced my hand.”
“Okay… however what in regards to the eye patch?”
The pirate sighed. “A fowl flew overhead and pooped in my eye.”
The bartender laughed. “You didn’t lose a watch due to fowl poop!”
The pirate replied,
“No… it was my first day with the hook.”
