Throughout Sunday service, the preacher gave a sermon on “Forgive Your Enemies.”
He requested, “What number of of you will have forgiven your enemies?”
About half the congregation raised their fingers. He requested once more, then nearly everybody did.
Just one 93-year-old girl, Mrs. Johnson, saved her hand down.
The preacher requested, “Mrs. Johnson, don’t you will have any enemies?”
She smiled. “No, I don’t.”
Stunned, he invited her to the entrance and requested, “How did you handle to stay 93 years with out a single enemy?”
Mrs. Johnson grinned and replied,
“I outlived each a kind of bitches!”
