A married couple wakes up …
A married couple wakes up one morning, and whereas nonetheless mendacity in mattress, the spouse turns to her husband and says, “Possibly you shouldn’t go to work right now.”
“What do you imply? Why shouldn’t I’m going to work?” the confused husband replies.
“I feel you’ve been working too laborious. As an alternative of going to the workplace, it’s best to take just a few days off, pack a suitcase, and stick with a good friend for some time,” the spouse suggests.
The husband thinks for a second and shortly jumps on the suggestion. Inside minutes, he’s up, dressed, and packing garments right into a bag.
“Simply out of curiosity,” the husband asks whereas preparing, “what made you assume I want a break?”
“You have been dreaming about work all night time,” the spouse responds.
“Actually? How are you aware I used to be dreaming about work?”
“As a result of each two minutes, you have been shouting your secretary’s title!”