There was a blonde who lived in a small home on the nook of 4th Avenue.
She had a small shed in her yard the place she saved gardening instruments. At some point, she thought she noticed smoke popping out of the roof of the shed.
In a panic, she known as 911.
They answered and mentioned, “That is Joe. Is there an emergency?”
The blonde replied, “Sure, my shed is on fireplace!!!”
Joe mentioned, “Don’t panic, assistance is on the way in which…the place do you reside?”
The blonde mentioned, “IN A HOUSE, NOW HURRY!!”
Joe calmly responded, “How are we presupposed to get there?”
The blonde answered again, “DUH!!! A BIG RED TRUCK!”
