A farmer goes out and buys a brand new, younger rooster.
As quickly as he brings him dwelling, the younger rooster rushes and scr*ws all 150 of the farmers hens.
The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the younger rooster once more scr*ws all 150 hens.
The farmer isn’t just impressed anymore,he’s fearful.
Subsequent morning,not solely is the rooster scr*wing the hens however he’s scr*wing the turkeys,geese even the cow.
Later farmer appears to be like out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, d*advert and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer runs out, appears to be like down on the younger roosters limp physique and says: “You deserved it, you h*rny b*st*rd!”
And the younger rooster opens one eye, factors up on the vultures along with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they’re about to land.”
