A girl had 8 youngsters, all of them boys.
So, in the future, {a magazine} despatched a journalist to her home for an interview. He requested her concerning the boys and what their names have been; she stated, “Johnnie”.
“Proper”, he stated, “what about that blond one over there?”
“Johnnie”, she stated.
“Oh, and the tall one with the freckles?”
“Johnnie”, she stated.
“Effectively, and the little chubby one with the baseball cap?”
“Johnnie”, she stated.
“Are all of your boys referred to as Johnnie?” he requested, “Isn`t that terribly sophisticated?”
“By no means”, she stated, “it makes the whole lot very simple, really. After I shout: Johnnie, tea is prepared!, all of them come. After I say: Johnnie, it`s time for mattress!, all of them go to mattress.”
“I see. However what if you’d like solely one in every of them?”
“No downside,” she solutions. Then I name them by their surnames.”