A Hair-Elevating Revelation


Little Johnny was quietly chewing on his cereal when he instantly unleashed the form of harmless, weaponized curiosity that each mother or father dreads.

He regarded up from his bowl and requested, “Mommy, why does Daddy barely have any hair left on his head?”

His mom smiled, immensely pleased with herself for inventing a superb, flattering cover-up on the spot. “Nicely, sweetie, that’s as a result of your father thinks loads. He makes use of his mind all day lengthy!”

Johnny paused for a couple of silent seconds, rigorously processing this medical breakthrough. Then, trying immediately at his mom’s thick, voluminous, flowing mane, he requested:

“So… why do you could have a lot of it?”