A husband is at house watching a soccer sport when his spouse interrupts, “Honey, may you repair the sunshine within the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.”
He appears to be like at her and says angrily, “Repair the sunshine? Now? Does it seem like I’ve a G.E. brand printed on my brow? I don’t assume so.”
“Properly then, may you repair the fridge door? It gained’t shut proper.” To which he replied, “Repair the fridge door? Does it seem like I’ve Westinghouse written on my brow? I don’t assume so.”
“High-quality,” she says, “Then may you at the least repair the steps to the entrance door? They’re about to interrupt.”
“I’m not a rattling carpenter and I don’t need to repair the steps,” he says. “Does it seem like I’ve Ace {Hardware} written on my brow? I don’t assume so. I’ve had sufficient of you. I’m going to the bar!”
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a pair hours. He begins to really feel responsible about how he handled his spouse, and decides to go house and assist out. As he walks into the home, he notices the steps are already fastened. As he enters the home, he sees the corridor mild is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fastened. “Honey, how’d this all get fastened?”
She stated, “Properly, once you left, I sat exterior and cried. Simply then a pleasant younger man requested me what was incorrect, and I informed him. He provided to do all of the repairs, and all I needed to do was both screw him or bake him a cake.”
He stated, “So, what sort of cake did you bake him?”
She replied, “Hellooooo… Do you see Betty Crocker written on my brow?”
