A lady in her late 30s was fortunately leaping – unclothed – on her mattress and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for some time then asks, “Do you’ve got any thought how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”
The lady continues to bounce on the mattress and says,
“I don’t care what you suppose. I simply got here from having a mammogram and the physician says that not solely am I wholesome however I’ve the breasts of an 18-year-old.”
The husband replies, “What did he say about your 42-year-old arse?”
“Your identify by no means got here up,” she says.
