A lady’s sitting alone at a bar.
A well-dressed man walks up.
Doesn’t say a phrase.
Simply stands there… casually checking his watch.
She lastly goes:
“Are you ready for somebody?”
He smiles:
“No. This isn’t an everyday watch.”
(pauses for impact)
“It reads minds.”
She raises an eyebrow:
“Oh actually? Then inform me what I’m pondering.”
He glances on the watch.
Seems straight at her.
Assured.
“You’re pondering… you want me.”
She bursts out laughing:
Yeah, no. That factor is WAY off.
One second of silence.
He slowly seems to be again on the watch…
faucets it…
shakes his head.
“Ah… is sensible. It’s working about an hour early.”
He takes a sip of his drink.
Like nothing occurred.
