A lawyer is attempting to name his shoppers.
The cellphone rings and somewhat boy, in a whisper, says, ” Good day”
Lawyer: “Is your mommy there?”
Boy: (whispers) “Sure.”
Lawyer: “Can I converse to her?”
Boy: (whispers) “She’s very busy.”
Lawyer: “Is your daddy there?”
Boy: (whispers) “Sure.”
Lawyer: “Can I converse to him?”
Boy: (whispers) “No, He’s very busy.”
Lawyer: “Is there anybody else there?”
Boy: (whispers) “Sure, the fireplace division.”
Lawyer: “Can I speak to considered one of them?”
Boy: (whispers) “No, They’re busy too.”
Lawyer: “Is there anyone ELSE there?”
Boy: (whispers) “The police division.”
Lawyer: “Nicely, can I speak to considered one of them?”
Boy: (whispers) “No, They’re busy too.”
Lawyer: “Let me get this straight, your mom, father, the fireplace division and the police division are all in your own home, and they’re all busy. What are they doing?”
Boy: (whispers) “They’re all in search of me.”