A man caught his head right into a barbershop and requested:
“How lengthy earlier than I can get a haircut?”.
The barber appeared across the store full of consumers and mentioned:
“About 2 hours.” The man left.
A couple of days later the identical man caught his head within the door and requested:
“How lengthy earlier than I can get a haircut?”.
The barber appeared round on the store and mentioned:
“About 3 hours.” The man left.
Per week later the identical aged man caught his head within the store and requested:
“How lengthy earlier than I can get a haircut?”
The barber appeared across the store and mentioned: “About an hour solely.”
The outdated man left.
The barber turned to a pal and mentioned:
“Hey, Invoice, do me a favour.
Observe that outdated man and see the place he goes.
He retains asking how lengthy he has to attend for a haircut, however then he doesn’t ever come again”.
A short while later, Invoice returned to the store, laughing hysterically.
The barber requested: “So the place does that man go when he leaves?”
Invoice appeared up, tears in his eyes and mentioned:
“To your spouse!
