A person’s spouse sends him to the shop to purchase cigarettes, however when he will get there, it’s closed. On the best way dwelling, he stops at a bar to make use of the merchandising machine and finally ends up chatting with a phenomenal girl.
One factor results in one other, and earlier than he is aware of it… he’s at her place.
Hours later, he seems on the clock—3 AM! Panicking, he says, “Oh no! My spouse goes to kill me! Do you have got any talcum powder?” She fingers him some, and he rapidly rubs it throughout his fingers earlier than heading dwelling.
As quickly as he walks by the door, his spouse is ready. Arms crossed. Livid. “WHERE have you ever been?!”
He stammers, “Nicely… I went to the shop, nevertheless it was closed… so I finished at a bar, met this lovely girl, had a number of drinks, and… uh… issues bought out of hand.”
She glares at him. “Let me see your fingers.”
She seems on the white powder throughout them and shouts…
“You liar! YOU’VE BEEN BOWLING AGAIN, HAVEN’T YOU?!”
